Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Bicycle races and tow truck drivers

Stuff coming up this weekend: the dirty-30 something or other, followed shortly after by the Bandit Cross somesuch. Should be a good time, that is if it's not too early in the season for you to go outside. Oh snap!

Turning pages, and in the meantime, check out the below video of a night on the town with Two-Ten, a tow-truck driver in Boston - I believe that's what the kids call a 'blunt' he is smoking from near the start; sort of puts the rest of the night in perspective.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Watch Gene fix a flat

In the comfort of his shop, and without dealing with the chain. And something about the Stupor Bowl too, as if that hasn't been beaten to death...

Bike City // How To Fix A Flat + Stupor Bowl from MPLS.TV on Vimeo.

Dirty Thirty (and tour de taco)

Did Zito name this race/tour? Either way, you should show up to this, there's gonna be some sweet swag giveaways - what!

Here's a (Facebook) link to the site.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

show me your rear differential

Yeah yeah, it snowed today, let's talk about something else.

This is how a differential works, in simple terms anybody can understand - this stunt at minute 9 is purely unique, I'll be trying this at home:

Ragnarök 2011 - one riders view

107 riders, 105 bicycles, 111-miles of gravel, 14+ climbs, good times.
The results of the race are up.
I printed out the elevation map of the 111-mile course and kept it visible in my cue sheet holder. Something about knowing how many climbs are left takes away a bit of the pain, mentally anyway, the legs still struggle, especially this early in the season.
I'm told there was 7950-feet of climbing for the day, but check the Rök site for updates on that.
The course consisted of loose gravel, fast downhills with off-camber areas with thick and sketchy gravel, smooth gravel with the consistency of asphalt, mud, snow, peanut butter, and all sorts in-between. There was probably less than 5-miles of pavement, and the wind was always working against us, or so it seemed.
The scenery included isolated farms and fields, horses, cows, chickens, dogs, tractors, road graders, lots of pick-up trucks, major appliances dumped in ravines, homemade El Camino's out of a Buick Le Sabre and Chevy wagon, woods with trees yet to show any sign of spring, but very few people other than the riders.
The start was promptly at 0730 from a golf course near/in Red Wing with no available bathrooms. My alarm was set for 0430 with a 0515 pick-up, with five of us car-pooling from MPLS to the start. Considering Kristin's birthday party the night before, I did very well not only in getting up, but throughout the race. The talk before the race was the weather - was it going to rain or not. A lot of people took the gamble that it would not, though I strapped a light rain jacket on the back of my camelback. Despite the darkening skies and the sound of distant thunder, no rain hit by the time we finished.
The below image at about mile 20 is the only one I took during the race, I didn't see anybody ride this, though there were a few tire tracks from the lead riders. During the crossing, my shoes got ice-cold water in them, which was really awesome and I was nothing less than thrilled about it.
The first check point was at mile 40, which Kmac and I rode in and out of, stopping at the gas station on the way out of town for a refreshment and use of the facilities.
The two climbs at about mile 60 you ask? The first one was tough, but I rode up without complaint. The second started rather abruptly after the descent from the first peak, which made it much more difficult than the first, though I pressed on in my easiest gear without putting a foot down, though I was crawling at parts. To this second peak I hereby proudly name the '2011 Ragnarök Suzanne Somers Thighmaster Spectacular.'
The big climb that starts at about mile 70 was on my mind, but I was at the top before I knew it. I had to convince myself the climb was over only after looking in all directions and having a birds eye view of the countryside. Piece of cake.
At mile 85 I stopped at a Kwik Trip and fueled up on a banana, frapachino, and water. I meant to keep the stop to about 5-minutes, but the train crossing a few feet from the station kept a growing number of us from moving for an additional ten long minutes.
After that I soon met back up with Kmac, previously haven beat the train, now on the side of the road finishing mounting her rear wheel. She got a flat and realized the rubber had also blown, so she used a cue sheet to reinforce the tire - after another stop to put in a bit more air, all was good mechanically for the remaining of the race.
The fourth to the final climb at about mile 90 was a staggering bitch of a hill. This particular "minimum maintenance road" was mud and dirt, though mostly mud, with a practically unrideable grade; this hill was more for 4x4's and motorcross machines to whip up and down, which I can imagine can be a load of fun. I walked up the majority of this one, the saving grace was seeing a group of people at the very top - turns out it's Skogen and crew, featuring about five riders not selected for this years Rök race. Kmac and I paused for a minute, she got a spare tube from the gang, and we pushed on.
The final three climbs of the race went by smoothly, sure they were work, but mentally I knew we only had about 15-miles to go, so just push and don't think about it. We soon grouped up with five others and finished the race nearly at the same time, and then of course quickly heading over to the clubhouse to book a quick round on the back nine - probably didn't happen.
I came across the finish with several other riders, 3h22m after the winner; holy shit was I slow, or is the leader that fast? A bit of both, I guess. I've been sick since visiting China a few weeks ago, but this ride may have cured me. I had fun, saw some unique scenery, met and talked to new friends, and physically have no complaints after 10-hours in the saddle. The only thing I could have asked for is improved endurance, which of course is better now than this morning, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
Nick crashed early on, scraping his legs and hands up pretty good, and decided to ride back to the start, totaling 80-miles for the day. He's okay, but gets to spend the evening picking gravel out from his knees so he can recover for his trail running race next weekend in Highland Park.
Overall I rode the right bike, had the right tires, and wore the right clothing. Wouldn't do it any differently. Well, the STI levers are starting to bug me, especially on fast gravel descents, but we'll address that later...
Update - post from the cheering section. Love the hill climb photo.
Update - and a write-up from Martin, first place SS.
Update - Kelly's write-up for Salsa, where she now works - that's me hammering in photos 2-4.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Changing from The Flaming Lips to Nirvana

Nirvana played 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' for the first time live 20-years ago today. Of course it's on the Youtube, and very good quality. Enjoy:

Friday, April 8, 2011

the weekend is nearly upon us

Check. Check. One. Two. Three.

Well tomorrow morning is the Ragnarök-105, which despite the name is actually a 111-mile gravel road race. In no way am I ready to do 111-miles, especially considering the elevation profile up on the site. I rode my Pacer for the first time yesterday, putting on about 28-miles. It took me a second to realize the change of wheels does affect the computer's odometer, reminder to swap the magnet over tonight to make course navigation a bit easier. The shifting was a bit reluctant, and the big chain-ring became unobtainable after a few miles in, but these are things I'll work on tonight, as long as I remember to do so, of course.

So the course starts in Red Wing, at a golf course nonetheless; I was never accused of being a fan of golf, besides of course the occasional viewing of Caddyshack, but people are people and a big thanks for letting us use your lot for a start/stop spot.

Now do we leave tonight and camp nearby or do we leave at 0515 tomorrow and drive straight to the links? That's up in the air. More news to follow, following the following of the race.

By the way, I plan on being in the top 90% of riders when I hit the finish, so place your bets wisely and accordingly.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

A brief visit to eastern China

Just got back from a week in Shanghai and surrounding areas. Didn't get a whole lot of sleep, but traveling is like a drug - why sleep when there are things to see and do? Overall the trip was an adventure, and both enlightening and humbling. The people in China are just like we are, just like people all over the world; the one thing that seems to act to separate us is our governments, which we all seem to agree are nothing more than corrupt money-and-power-drunk hypocrites.

I met a lot of good people, both colleagues and strangers, and made a few friends who I will see on future visits. Hello to photographer Jason (English name) who I met in Wuxi, thanks for showing me around. Note to self: Sunday nights between 6-9pm, all you can drink Stella on tap for 150 RMB (about 23US) at Bluz Lounge in Wuxi.

A few scenes, mostly taken in the morning hours before I went to work. Something about being on the other side of the world and being wide awake at 4am everyday, no matter what time I laid down.

Flat tire repair on the side of the road in Wuxi, notice the blue electric motor assist:
Wuxi

Cargo bike in Wuxi:
Wuxi

Shanghai rainy commute. Everyone was either wearing a rainjacket or riding with an umbrella:
vShanghai

Pick-up style truck working on a construction project. The back was filled with bricks and dirt:
Wuxi

And a quick shot to see if people were watching me when I turned my back. Busted.
Wuxi

I'm ready to go back.


Enjoy.

Friday, March 18, 2011

So I come upon two messengers and a barista down by the river...

I heard from an un-named source there were a few gents down by the Mississippi, my sources rarely let me down. This was Thursday, when it was in the low 50's and we thought summer had arrived. Thanks for the High Life, Evan.

Here we have two messengers and a barista wearing a shamrock suite taking a moment to relax after the days shift. Godspeed gentlemen.

Evan, Andy, and Ayo

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

2011 Slick-50!

This is a highlight of spring, a rite of passage before warmer weather is allowed to return to the MPLS. I'd highly recommend at least a rear fender, one long enough to even keep the person behind you clean; you will see grease and muck, oh how there will be the grease. Taking it down a cog may be beneficial, though practice makes perfect and the course and conditions are different from year to year.
Don't worry about that "no kooks" thing; I've seen plenty of kooks on this ride and they do fine, some of them anyway.

Recap of the 2008 ride, through the tunnel:

Another from the 2008, post-ride:
Slick-50 night stop

Friday, March 11, 2011

Video Friday Too?

This in from Faceplant; skills required? Affirmative. Uh, watch out for the stray dog there.

VCA 2010 RACE RUN from changoman on Vimeo.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Video Monday

Somebody has a case of the Mundays? Well take your mind further off work and settle back.

This is painful to watch, and Bob is getting ready to cut to commercial before she actually pulls it off. Good god.

A triple-decker burnout in New Zealand, no shit:

In closing, I saw another instance of a tow-truck-pulling-a-tow-truck this morning; this is an occurrence that is happening with more frequency and I like it.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Keeping with the space theme then

The Sun is pissed! Video from NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory:

Come to think of it, there hasn't been a cute kitten photo or video around here in a while. I say let's keep it that way.

Back to space then, way way back to 1977. This doesn't look like it would be the smartest idea, but then space exploration wasn't meant to be low-cost and adventure-free:

Which of course raises the question, why doesn't the damn shuttle just fly itself back to Florida? I mean am I right?

Oh, and anybody find a camera flash out there? If so, let me know as I seem to be missing mine.

Monday, February 28, 2011

breaking news

Transit for Livable Communities Approves $1.172 Million for Twin Cities Bicycling and Walking Improvements

Funding from Bike Walk Twin Cities program will be used for expansion of Nice Ride Minnesota bike-share program and new bicycling and walking projects in Fridley and Seward neighborhood of Minneapolis

Feb. 28, 2011 [Saint Paul, Minn.]—To improve bicycling and walking opportunities in Minneapolis and surrounding communities, Transit for Livable Communities (TLC) has approved $1,172,000 for three capital projects. TLC administers, under the program Bike Walk Twin Cities (BWTC), the federal Nonmotorized Transportation Pilot Program, a $25 million initiative to further bicycling and walking as transportation options.

The three projects being funded are as follows:

$1 million to expand the Nice Ride Minnesota bicycle sharing program. The federal funds allocated by TLC will enable Nice Ride to leverage more than $500,000 in challenge pledge funds from Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Minnesota and $250,000 from the Central Corridor Funding Collaborative, a collaboration of private foundations. Nice Ride Minnesota was launched last June through this type of public-private partnership. More than 100,000 trips were taken on Nice Ride bicycles in the first season, which ended in November. TLC, through BWTC, is the largest funder of Nice Ride Minnesota.

“Nice Ride Minnesota has shown benefit in shifting trips from driving to bicycling,” said Joan Pasiuk, director of BWTC. A survey of the system’s annual subscribers indicated that 20% of trips via Nice Ride would have been taken in a car. “We believe that expansion of the Nice Ride system will increase its transportation significance and accessibility by more Twin Cities residents,” Pasiuk said.

The new funding will enable Nice Ride Minnesota to add up to 50 new stations in 2011, including 8 already slated for North Minneapolis, according to Bill Dossett, executive director of Nice Ride Minnesota.

$110,000 to the City of Fridley to provide better walking and bicycling connections between the Northstar Rail Station and communities to the south. The project arises out of Fridley’s recently completed draft bicycle/pedestrian plan. With this funding, matched by $67,000 and in-kind contributions from Fridley, the area will now include sidewalks and bike lanes on both sides of Main Street, from 57th Avenue to 61st Avenue.

“This is a model complete streets project,” said Pasiuk, referring to a national and state effort to improve accessibility for all users of roads. “Through these improvements, Fridley residents and visitors will be able to more easily access transit.”

$62,000 for the City of Minneapolis to address pedestrian safety issues on Franklin Avenue in the Seward neighborhood. Hennepin County plans to repave Franklin Avenue this summer from Hiawatha Avenue (TH 55) to the Mississippi River Bridge. The funds will enable the addition of countdown timers, marked crosswalks, and curb extensions at four intersections from 22nd to 26thAvenues. Bicycle lanes will also be considered as part of the work along Franklin Avenue.

“This is an exciting project for enhancing walking and bicycling, including connections to transit, in a vibrant inner city community,” said Pasiuk, noting that the project arose from the grassroots work of several neighborhood organizations, including Redesign Inc., Seward Neighborhood Group, and Seward Civic and Commerce Association. “This project will provide a model for other work along the corridor and is testimony to how residents can shape their community,” Pasiuk said.

The TLC board will consider additional capital projects in late 2011. BWTC has so far funded nearly 90 miles of new bike lanes and sidewalks in the Twin Cities, as well as community outreach, bicycling and walking planning studies, and an effort to measure bicycling and walking as forms of transportation.