Sunday, June 15, 2008

Stolen Bike - RECOVERED

[edit - Stolen Bike Recovered Intact! B.Z. to Brapper Dan for hunting down Girl Carl's bike in NE Mpls. - check the One on One blog tomorrow for a full report on its finding.]

Brown Surly Steamroller loaded with a Chris King headset, white WTB saddle, upright Nitto Dove bars, 54cm frame, MKS grip king pedals, ... as shown here:


now with a front brake and lever and different grips and stem, as shown blurrily below:

approaching the bridge

Last seen within 5-7pm tonight in NE Mpls within a block of the Red Stag.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Minneapolis Downtown Classic

Tonight - join the anarchy that is sure to be delivered upon Minneapolis by the Rock Racing squad.

Get your game faces on and ride to the downtown - it's gonna be the rad.
Rock Racing!
thanks to Kris König for taking the photo.

Monday, June 9, 2008

MS-300 recap

Friday - 150 miles (241 km);
It was 0730 before Kevin, Nick, and I started pedaling east from the National Sports Center hot in pursuit of the 8 or so roadies that left just before us. The wind was at our backs as we turned north towards Lake Superior, the dark and stormy skies rolling past us on the east and west. We made a pee stop on the trail not far from Wyoming, but didn't stop again until the half-way point of Hinckley, where we had lunch in Rosie's Cafe. Five minutes after sitting down at Rosie's the rain hit with a vengeance. Well, it's going to be a very wet ride from here out - I looked out the window and saw the roadies fly past, rain jackets on over their team kits. The skies cleared just as I was finishing up my dessert of pecan pie a la mode - luck is with us on this day. Nick's chain broke just after being accosted by two missionaries and then hitting the Munger trail - quick fix with the proper tools and spare link in standby. Spent 30 minutes looping around Moose Lake where the trail suddenly vaporized and signs pointed incorrectly. The rest of the 150-miles to Proctor we kept dry with smooth riding, with the last 8-10 miles mostly uphill, but what the hell, it's going to be a fun descent in the morning. So our average speed over the 150-miles was 20mph (32kph) - that's saddle time, not including lunch - The wind surely helped, but we hauled ass.

Had to hang out an hour outside the Proctor high school while we waited for the buses to arrive - my tent and sleeping bag was on one of them. Got my bag, showered in the high school locker room, set up tent, headed to the bars in Proctor for several pitchers of PBR. Highlight of the night was walking into the Keyboard lounge and seeing the same locals from a year before followed by a haunting karaoke rendition of Tiffany's 'I think we're alone now' by Jess and Annie - nary a dry eye in the house. Rode back to the campground and hit the sack just after midnight.

Saturday - 75 miles (121 km);
Woke at 0530 - took down the tent, went down to drop my bag off and saw a line that stretched around the high school and up the road - oh my god this is not how I wanted to spend my morning. Didn't roll out until 0730 but quickly got up to pace into the wind. Two of our knees were starting to feel yesterday's long push so the 3 of us stopped at the 2nd rest stop for a pain pill - got a lecture from an out-of-shape and overweight first-aid guy telling me I wouldn't need to take a pain pill if I hadn't been out all night drinking - I kept my mouth shut and rode on. Pushed on to the lunch stop where we sat for 30 minutes - rode the rest of the way to Hinckley, arriving about 10 minutes after noon.

In Hinckley I was lucky to quickly find my bag as the trucks hadn't finished unloading, but I set up the tent, and hit the shower truck. Went to the team tent where 4 kegs of beer were waiting - 2 of them Finnigans - thanks to Amy for ordering these. I sat around the entrance to the bike corral, beer and camera in hands, waiting for friends to arrive - saw a few of the Friday morning roadies arrive on their clean bikes - there's a story there but not now. Spent the rest of the afternoon and evening drinking beer, eating a bit of food, chatting and meeting people, and heading to the casino for Ms. Pac-Man action. Kudos to the Mpls-5 who rode up and met our party in Hinckley for the night.

Sunday - 75 miles (121 km);
Got up and hit the road by 0700. The wind was slightly with us this day as we progressed to the lunch stop at the half-way point. Kevin got a nasty flat after running into a long and narrow pot-hole while in a draft line - the 3 of us routinely attracted 12+ behind us as we sped south. His flat was quickly repaired and the hole in his tire was covered with a glue-less patch and a Gu wrapper. Stopped for lunch, ate leftover Subway from the day prior, headed back out and made it to Blaine by about 1115.

Hung out in Blaine and watched the bicycle races at the velodrome for a few hours (photos) - good times are always in store at the velodrome and shame on the rest of you MS riders who didn't stick around for this hot racing action.

Overall not bad for not having boarded a road bike for several years. Next year? I'm signed up but will decide later whether or not to make it year 3. This year I raised more than one-thousand dollars for MS research - thanks a lot to my sponsors!

Peace out.

[edit - here's the bike I rode]
2008 MS-150

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Mark Loesch Memorial Silent Auction

Imaginary Bags closing party at One on One this Saturday - 7pm. The Haves Have It will be playing, who of course kick total ass nine different ways.

All proceeds benefit the Mark Loesch memorial fund, so get there and put a few bids down on some sweet looking one of a kind messenger bags - I saw them a few days ago and take it from me, you want one, but do it because you want to put some good money down for Mark.

Bags designed by Adam West, Aleksandra Stancevic, Amy C., Katherine Lamm, Mary Fallon, Nicki McCracken, Sarah Nelson Forss, and Steve Smith.

If you see me, buy me a beer and give me a hug, but I won't be there - I'll be in Hinckley that night for the MS-300 ride.


Wednesday, June 4, 2008

another fugitive bicyclist

Up here in Minnesota, they are closing bridges left and right just in case there's another potential I-35W disaster waiting in the shadows of an underfunded and under-engineered infrastructure. The latest is the Mississippi river crossing down in Winona.
The sudden closing of a vital Mississippi River bridge connecting southeastern Minnesota and western Wisconsin has many commuters upset this morning, and a bicyclist who crossed that bridge when he came to it is now a fugitive.
...
One bicyclist this morning ignored the closure and scooted into Wisconsin, Brand said, adding, "When he comes back, he'll probably be arrested."
Cyclist guy, find a different route tonight - or better yet, stay in Wisconsin - you can buy beer there on Sunday.

But seriously, let the cyclist cross the damn bridge and let us buy beer on Sunday.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Bicycle Film Festival - 2008

It's officially begun - last week in NYC and soon to MPLS - 'Frame X Frame Art Opening' party at One on One bike studio the evening of June 28th - be there, then we'll ride to B-Rose's.



This event is tons of fun, make sure to attend the social events as well as the movies - I'll be there, so you've got that going for you, which is nice...

Monday, June 2, 2008

Deadly bicycle race in Matamoros

Holy Shit!
***************
more here - in Spanish - warning: some of the photos in the link are a bit gruesome. here is the article translated to English.
***************

photo: El Manana de Matamoros

Brownsville man arrested after allegedly plowing car through racers

A Brownsville man is behind bars in a Mexican jail.

Mexican police say 29-year-old Jesse Campos allegedly drove into a group of people participating in a bicycle race over the weekend.

One person is dead and several are injured in the Sunday morning accident.

Mexican police report that the Brownsville man was driving a 1989 Grand Marquis between Matamoros and Playa Bagdad Sunday morning.

Campos allegedly ran his car into a group of cyclists participating in the third annual Matamoros-Bagdad Cycling Tour.

People from both sides of the border participated in the event.

El Bravo de Matamoros reported that 30-year-old Brownsville cyclist Alejandro Alvarez was killed in the accident.

The Mexican newspaper reported that the following people were taken to the Alfredo Pumarejo General Hospital in Matamoros:

  • Alejandro Salvador Tamez Guerra, 18 years old
  • Juan Machaita, 38 years old
  • Guadalupe Sustaita Martínez, 16 years old

Authorities told Mexican media that Campos admitted to using cocaine prior to the accident.

*********
more on Matamoros

Last Saturday's Wine Ride

About 33 riders made it from Chaska to Jordan and back to tour the Crofut Winery. Thanks to those of you (me) that rode with me from Mpls to Chaska to extend the length of the ride by more than a factor of 2. The ride was full of fun people, rode alongside a sweet Seven Muse titanium touring bike, for some reason got myself a helmet before the ride, got a flat on the way back, enjoyed the beautiful country terrain and weather, had a blast at the post-ride bbq and drink event, derbied for about 3 hours in the shop, sat out the freak storm inside the wine shop, enjoyed time at Alisen and Ben's house, you know - the usual stuff...

Thanks to Dan from Dolce Vita wine shop, Don at Crofut, the crew at Get Your Gear for ride support, and to all you who rode along - along with the good times was me soaring past the $1000 point for MS research.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

blood

Riding home a few nights ago with a friend who crashed coming up the east Bryant Ave ramp from the Greenway. The approach transitions from asphalt to gravel and is uneven and dark. I imagine there are quite a few people who fall at this spot. Anyway, my friend is cut up but will survive with some possible oral surgery to fix a bit of gum damage. Helmet or not, it didn't matter in this case unless it's providing full-face coverage - be careful out there people.

blood flows red on the greenway

Thursday, May 29, 2008

surrounded by greatness

Stopped by the CRC last night. Here are the awesome people I saw and talked to while there:
a good short visit with some good friends.

Also saw the cover of the new Momentum magazine - that's one bike shop I won't soon be visiting.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Crofutin'

So the Crofut wine ride will be taking place at 1pm this Saturday. I'll be leaving a group of yous from the CRC at 10h30, which will give us an hour to relax in Chaska before the ride officially starts. Like last year, donations for the MS-150 are appreciated but not mandatory.

Thanks to Get Your Gear, the Crofut Family Winery, and Dolce Vita for all they do on this spectabulous event.

Riding from the CRC will give you about 85 miles total for the day with about 47 of those miles being on the crushed gravel SW LRT trails - they are fast and easy to ride, I do it on my fixie all the time so you'll be just fine.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Sunday ride on the outskirts of hell

Went on a nice casual ride yesterday with my friends Christof and Marlin. Christof is in town from Oberhausen, Germany and brought along his Birdy:
Christof's Birdy

Marlin of course was pugging alongside on his Purple Pugsley:
Marlin's Pugsley

The weather looked ominous, so Marlin and I broke off to try to beat the storm - it was furiously windy riding west on the Greenway as we managed to avoid any rain, but came across lots of debris torn off of the abandoned buildings.
storm over Minneapolis

but I used too

Riding east down Minnehaha parkway on a simply lovely Sunday afternoon with Christof and Marlin - a gentleman riding towards us is wearing a black t-shirt. The t-shirt has gold letters arranged in the following manner:
I'm not fucking stupid.
But I used too.
Genius.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

bicycles are simple, let's keep 'em that way

I think the Minneapolis city planners are looking into one of these near the new Twins stadium:

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Petrol, Genitalia, Inner Buttocks, and Anus

Petrol in the EU is about €1.47 per liter, which is the equivalent of $8.74 per gallon. You sure as hell don't hear people bitch about it here as much as they are in the States. And it's not like there are no cars here, they're all over the damn place. You wanna drive, you gotsta pay, yo.

No dreams of moving to Italy, a place I'm now visiting for the first time. Reminds me to much of Mexico - not that I don't love Mexico, because I do, but Belgium calls much too loudly to me to return to as a home. Don't worry, I've planted the seed for that to happen.

I'm a gonna have to get S&S couplers installed on the Steamrolleur for my next visit - I simply feel naked without it and there are just too many who haven't been graced by the presence and purity of my virgin white saddle, but please don't touch - and yes I'm talking about the saddle here folks.

So you find yourself in a place with a funny looking urinal but you just can't put your finger on it? OK you silly foreigner, read this and a few of your questions will be answered. Hell, I simply enjoyed reading the first sentence:
A bidet is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus. Originally a French word, in English bidet is pronounced /bɪˈdeɪ/ (US) or /ˈbiːdeɪ/ (UK).
Come on, "genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus" in one sentence? - you haven't had this much fun in a week, at least, and all in one blog entry!