Thursday, August 27, 2009

I before E except in Budweiser

So the staff here is sitting in a bar smack dab in the middle of the somewhat fair state of Wisconsin last night, where the special is US$0.99 domestic bottled beer. Every time a (insert name of beer here) is requested, a (insert said beer name here) light derivative is opened and placed in front of us; every time. Noteworthy: college town bars get much more than their fair share of coeds of legal drinking age this time of year; remember to jot this down somewhere.

You ever have one of those days? We're just trying to imagine the father here, cause shit, it's gotta be his whole life:
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Anybody been to This Is Why You're Fat? It's "where dreams become heart attacks." Shit, Hurl has got a few extra pounds, but we surely wouldn't describe him as "fat"; you can never ever go wrong with Easy Cheese, by the way.

Okay okay, one more to tide you over, but this is nearly it; the latest trend in trouser fashion. There's a pair being shipped to headquarters, you'll just have to be patient, though an unnamed source has confirmed animation on the hood as well as the trunk:

If you're in the MPLS area this weekend, you'd better be showing up to the 4th annual Freeride, hosted by our good pal, starts with a Z... something, someone... not coming to mind. We're getting out of dodge for a few days of mental health rehab, so enjoy and remember to get a full ride report in by closing.

Also, Stevil is back. Yawwwwn.

1 comment:

Snakebite said...

Hurl's not fat. He's big boned.