Wednesday, March 12, 2008

get your thighs on

When was the last time you saw grown men and women cry? Show up this Saturday and experience it anew. If you haven't been training for this ride, don't show up - but that's just one man's opinion.

greasy, muddy, slick, peanut butter trail action. do it.



Lunatic Biker said...

I'll bring a bottle of cheap whiskey for you slugs to pass around. That will slow you up.

burnt said...

Bring your spare legs. We did route recon on Tuesday. If it remains warm you'll need an extra pair of thighs to get through the peanut butter.

If it cools then blood will be spilled on the ice. Early in the recon Hurl found a dangerous curve and ate snow. Late in the ride he made an excellent snow cone with his helmet when he slid head first into a snowbank.

Fenders recommended--not for you, for your friends