This is what you've been waiting for. Go to Stroker Ace today (and tomorrow) and pick up a sweet pair of wool socks and matching American Apparel black t-shirt for the low price of US$30. Must stop by the shop; it's at 34th and Lyndale next to Twin Town Guitars. Stop by the CRC while you're there and get a cup of something to drink.
Stroker Ace closes at 6pm, so get on it.
Why are we doing this you ask? Well, after hearing the startling news this morning, it might just be time to throw in the towel.